Summary Statistics
	Count	% of total
Accesses from Bazza Communications Inc.	0	0%
Outside Accesses	579	100%
Total Page Accesses	579	100%
Total hits related to page	884	38.1%
Total hits on server	2323	100%

Hourly Statistics
	Avg Accesses/Hour 31.3 Max Accesses/Hour 98 Min Accesses/Hour 5 Accesses/Day 751
	> 90%	98 accesses
	> 80%	88 accesses
	> 70%	78 accesses
	> 60%	68 accesses
	> 50%	58 accesses
	> 40%	49 accesses
	> 30%	39 accesses
	> 20%	29 accesses
	> 10%	19 accesses
	> 0%	9 accesses

Page Demand
Of the 137 hosts that visited today, each traversed an average of 4.2 pages.
Page Location		Accesses	% of total
X-Files - Logo		26	4.49
X-Files main page		21	3.63
X-Files Intro		10	1.73
/sj/humour/FamousIrishQuotes.html		9	1.55
/sj/humour/DisorderInTheCourt.html		8	1.38
/sj/humour/ChurchNewsletters.html		8	1.38
X-Files Java Title Applet		7	1.21
Humour Archive		7	1.21
/sj/humour/CrazyHeadlines.html		7	1.21
/sj/irc/users-old.html		7	1.21
/sj/humour/BackOnYourHeads.html		7	1.21
IRC Help		6	1.04
/sj/humour/ExpensiveCigars.html		6	1.04
ircII Text Effects		6	1.04
/sj/trek		6	1.04
...sj/humour/IfIEverHappenToBecomeAnEvilOverlord.html		5	0.86
Stephen Jacob's Home Page		5	0.86
...AWeekInTheLifeOfTheNotesSupportPersonFromHell.html		5	0.86
Simpsons page [main]		5	0.86
Music -- Midi Files		5	0.86
/sj/humour/BestAnalogiesEverWritten.html		5	0.86
/sj/humour/HeavenIsWhere.html		5	0.86
/sj/humour/AFewWordsFromTechSupport.html		5	0.86
/sj/images/arrows/		4	0.69
/sj/humour/Girlfriend1.0.html		4	0.69
/sj/humour/WordsNotYetInTheDictionary.html		4	0.69
...sj/humour/HippocraticOathForSoftwareEngineers.html		4	0.69
/sj/humour/AllThingsDullAndUgly.html		4	0.69
/sj/humour/Technophobia.html		4	0.69
/sj/humour/DilbertsLawsOfWork.html		4	0.69
/sj/humour/MicrosoftChristmas.html		4	0.69
/sj/humour/QuitWhileYoureAHead.html		4	0.69
/sj/humour/HowToAvoidGoingOut.html		4	0.69
/sj/humour/ThreeWishes.html		4	0.69
...r/HowToKeepWackinessAliveInTheModernWorkplace.html		4	0.69
/sj/humour/TheProgrammerAndTheEngineer.html		4	0.69
/sj/humour/BillGatesMeetsGod.html		4	0.69
/sj/humour/HeavenlyClocks.html		4	0.69
/sj/humour/AbsurdWarningLabels.html		4	0.69
/sj/humour/CrackingInternationalMarkets.html		4	0.69
/sj/humour/MicrosoftToast.html		4	0.69
/sj/images/		3	0.52
...LikelyToBeOverheardIfYouHadAKlingonProgrammer.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/TheIrishDrinker.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/DaveBarryOnCollege.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/EmployeeManagerRelationship.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/WhyEngineersDontWriteRecipeBooks.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/BalanceOnEarth.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/PhoneRinging.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/PC-UNIX.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/RatherPointlessThread.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/$1000_Bet.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/EngineersExplained.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/InstantWinAirbags.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/DeepThoughts.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/QuotesOnTheNatureOfTheUniverse.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/50WaysToConfuseYourRoommate.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/AnUnusualRadioConversation.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/GolfingBlind.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/Contemplations.html		3	0.52
...humour/Top10WaysToGetThrownOutOfAChemistryLab.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/YouKnowYoureTooStressedIf.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/TheShyGuy.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/MIT_Advertising.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/ComputerProblemSelfReportForm.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/Smithsonian.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/OfficerFitnessReports.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/QuotableQuotes.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/ComputerMisuse.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/Transquips.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/SecuringABuilding.html		3	0.52
DALnet Information		3	0.52
/sj/humour/ElevatorHumour.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/S_H_I_T.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/PeaSea.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/GeneralMotorsHelpline.html		3	0.52
Stephen Jacob's Home Page		3	0.52
/sj/humour/ComplimentaryPeanuts.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/DilbertsLatestVocabularyAdditions.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/Windows2000ProposedErrorMessages.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/TheNervousPriest.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/Genesis.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/HotlineSupport.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/WhatOnEarthWereTheyThinking.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/DrugDealersVsSoftwareDevelopers.html		3	0.52
Abbreviations and Acronyms Glossary		3	0.52
/sj/humour/HowToBuyAStereo.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/Windiz98.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/FourEngineers.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/WhyDidTheChickenCrossTheRoad.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/TheCEO.html		3	0.52
/sj/images/icons/		3	0.52
/sj/humour/HeavyBoots.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/TheThermodynamicsOfHell.html		3	0.52
/sj/humour/WordsOfWisdom.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/UNIXbabyCommand.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/ATrueStoryFromAtlanticCity.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/WriteInC.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/TVNationPolls.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/WindowsNTBeatsTurnedOffLinuxBox.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/OS_Airlines.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/DeepThoughtsByJH.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/CarsVsComputers.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/ChooseTheForce.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/ClassifiedAds.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/MicrosoftCatholic.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/SoYouThinkYouKnowEverything.html		2	0.35
Music (Eagles) -- Wasted Time		2	0.35
.../humour/25ChristmasIdeasToTortureYourRoommate.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/CompGeeksBetterHusbands.html		2	0.35
Contact Information		2	0.35
/sj/humour/IRC_Addiction.html		2	0.35
Music - Eagles		2	0.35
/sj/humour/SoftwareTesting.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/GeneralGoofs.html		2	0.35
DALnet People's Pages		2	0.35
/sj/humour/Musicians.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/ViolentDeaths.html		2	0.35
...r/Top12ThingsYouDontWantToHearFromTechSupport.html		2	0.35
#Macadamia -- Amoebae!		2	0.35
/sj/humour/BostonDriving.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/Administratium.html		2	0.35
...j/humour/AlfonsoMerkinDoesNotLikeChainLetters.html		2	0.35
67th Academy Awards		2	0.35
/sj/images/seperators/		2	0.35
/sj/images/home/		2	0.35
/sj/humour/aModernFairytale.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/Aphorisms.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/VerticallyChallengedRedRidingHood.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/TrojanHorse.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/JediMasterMaceWindu.html		2	0.35
...mour/BestInsuranceClaimExcusesAndExplanations.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/LastManOnEarth.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/10PintsOfGuinness.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/MicrosoftCars.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/HowToBeAPestByModem.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/StealingABus.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/CollegeApplicationEssay.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/FBI_Agents.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/IrishWeather.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/GoodTimesVirus.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/SunSuesIslandOfJava.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/PasswordGuidelines.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/ComputerJargon.html		2	0.35
IRC page		2	0.35
/sj/humour/UsefulAcronyms.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/ThePlan.html		2	0.35
/sj/images/other-sites/		2	0.35
/sj/humour/WWWTechnologyTerminology.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/SysadminRhapsody.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/25WaysToConfuseYourProfessors.html		2	0.35
/sj/humour/EnglishIsACrazyLanguage.html		2	0.35
Movie Companies -- this company has no page		2	0.35
/sj/humour/TheMagicianAndTheParrot.html		2	0.35
#Macadamia home page		2	0.35
/sj/humour/MoreDeepThoughts.html		2	0.35
...humour/GodsTotalQualityManagementQuestionaire.html		2	0.35
IRC Information		1	0.17
Acknowledgements		1	0.17
#Macadamia -- Today		1	0.17
/sj/humour/SonyErrorMessages.html		1	0.17
#Macadamia -- Lamers		1	0.17
DALnet Admins and IRCops		1	0.17
TV page		1	0.17
/sj/humour/Xmas-Files.html		1	0.17
/sj/humour/Y2KSolutions.html		1	0.17
Music - The Lion King		1	0.17
CSAC -- They elected me... :/		1	0.17
/sj/humour/IfAPacketHitsAPocket.html		1	0.17
IRC page		1	0.17
Doh!!!		1	0.17
/sj/tv/simpsons		1	0.17
/sj/electronic_rights/er/images/external/		1	0.17
Music (Eagles) -- The Girl From Yesterday		1	0.17
/sj/xfiles		1	0.17
My plan file		1	0.17
Frames page menu		1	0.17
#Macadamia -- DALnet links		1	0.17
/sj/humour/TheFactsOfLife.html		1	0.17
Simpsons page [tunnel]		1	0.17
Accesswatch for Stephen's pages		1	0.17
/sj/images/background/		1	0.17
/sj/music/midi/?N=D/		1	0.17
Spaceballs page		1	0.17
/sj/humour/MicrosoftPanhandling.html		1	0.17
Music (Alanis) -- Not the Doctor		1	0.17
Music (The Lion King) -- Can You Feel the Love Tonight?		1	0.17
/sj/humour/SoftwareUpgrades.html		1	0.17
#Macadamia -- Risky Business		1	0.17
/sj/humour/Philosophies.html		1	0.17
DALnet Userlist		1	0.17
Music (Alanis) -- Ironic		1	0.17
/sj/humour/JesusIsWatchingYou.html		1	0.17
/sj/humour/MoreVerbalMix-ups.html		1	0.17
man page: finger		1	0.17
/sj/images/bullets/		1	0.17
#Macadamia -- IRCops		1	0.17
Electronic Rights: Freedom and Privacy in an Information World		1	0.17

Accesses by Domain
Domain	Description	Count	% of total
net	Network	245	42.31
com	US Commercial	206	35.58
au	Australia	72	12.44
ip address	Unknown	23	3.97
uk	United Kingdom	5	0.86
br	Brazil	4	0.69
ca	Canada	3	0.52
edu	US Educational	3	0.52
gr	Greece	3	0.52
my	Malaysia	3	0.52
Also, hosts from the following domains visited: Belgium (2), Slovak Republic (2), Norway (1), Cote D'Ivoire (Ivory Coast) (1), France (1), Estonia (1), Ireland (1), Poland (1), Netherlands (1), US Military (1),

Most Frequent Accesses by Host
Host	Count	% of total
crawl-66-249-66-70.googlebot.com	148	25.56
llf320037.crawl.yahoo.net	105	18.13
cpe-121-222-102-131.qld.bigpond.net.au	69	11.92
llf520165.crawl.yahoo.net	33	5.70
natcrawlbloc02.net.s1.fti.net	10	1.73
natcrawlbloc04.net.s1.fti.net	10	1.73
natcrawlbloc03.net.m1.fti.net	10	1.73
natcrawlbloc01.net.m1.fti.net	10	1.73
188.94.8.67.cfl.res.rr.com	9	1.55
62.153.213.230	4	0.69
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